[opening theme music]
Will somebody please cue that boy?
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats Ooh yeah ♪
♪ Who do you call When you want some pepperoni ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Right on They're stepping out crime ♪
♪ And you know That ain't baloney ♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche He's the leader of the bunch ♪
♪ That's right A heck of a fighter ♪
♪ Makes a heck of a lunch ♪
♪ And little Polly Ester Who's never afraid ♪
That's me ♪ Of going into battle ♪
♪ When the bad guys invade ♪
♪ Here's Guido Anchovis a wild romantic rover ♪
♪ This cat gets down down With a love hangover ♪
♪ Here come the Pizza Cats They're so bad ♪
♪ They've got more fur Than any turtle ever had ♪
♪ They're stronger Than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than dirt Stronger than dirt ♪
♪ Step on their tail Get off my tail ♪
♪ And you're gonna get hurt Don't hurt me ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime All over town ♪
♪ Four, three, two, one The Pizza Cats are on the run ♪
♪ The Big Cheese is the villain Who's lower than low ♪
♪ It's a rotten shame He lives in Little Tokyo ♪
♪ We've got a nasty Bad Bird And some nasty Ninja Crows ♪
♪ And as soon as someone Finds the script ♪
♪ We might begin the show ♪
♪ Sit back and rest your feet And turn the sound up high ♪
♪ And if you want The full effect ♪
♪ Go eat a pizza pie ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[narrator] In our last episode, Bad Bird somehow acquired
this magical newfangled flute weaponry thing
which he brought to the immediate attention
of our heroes
who never back him down from a challenge.
They gave it their best shot but to no avail.
The Pizza cats were simply blown away by its power.
But speedy was not so easily conquered.
He fought against Bad Bird tirelessly.
He was amazing, he was extraordinary,
he was phenomenal, he was stunning.
Actually he was stunned when he hit a tree trunk
and fell to the ground in what was believed
to be his last show.
Could this really be Bad Bird's big break?
[sobbing] Without you there's a big
piece of the pie missing, Speedy.
There'll never be another Speedy Cerviche, tell you that.
What should we charge for the memorial salad?
You bet I'm Evil. They don't call me Bad Bird
for nothing.
[groans] Oh boy, I'm still alive!
[narrator] But Samurai pride had overcome him.
To handle his miserable defeat, Speedy headed west
towards the great Guru Lou for some sage advice.
Or is it coriander, parsley, hmm.
I got to get baby, oh please Lou,
you've got to help me. He's go this magic weapon thing.
It's a... but of course you know all about it.
Being that you're a great seer of good inclusive doings how.
I mean who, anyways we've got to come up with some new trick.
[Speedy] New portion, new gimmick, new weapon,
new robot, new something that can conquer Bad Bird
and his new fancy dangled thingamabob.
Hey, by the way, what's new with you, Lou?
-That's enough! -[shouts] Thanks, I needed that.
You want to fight with big robots now, do you.
Just like the others. That's not how you were taught.
I will leave you to find your inner strength, Samurai Cat.
Come back!
What did Guru Lou mean by that? He meant to remind that I must
fight with my inner power.
This Samurai Pizza Cat power!
[Guru Lou laughs] I hope that darn cat will go away.
[Speedy] Take that! That, that, that!
Now teach you to mess with Speedy, The Samurai Pizza cat
You old sack of crow feathers, you're nothing.
But pillow stuffing, yeah!
I guess this means he'll be staying for dinner.
[fast music] [shouts] Come on, Bad Bird!
[speaks indistinctly]
[fast music continues]
[Speedy] Remember you were your strength.
Remember you were you strength.
[narrator] Speedy trained as he never trained before.
Making his body strong all the while strengthening
his spirit.
[Speedy] My spirit needs a burger.
[groans]
[sighs]
[narrator] In the night, exhausted, he slept a deep
and dreamless sleep.
[shouts] Uh, what was that?
The answer lies but The Supreme Catatonic.
I think it's going to happen again.
The answer lies with The Supreme Catatonic.
[Speedy] Thanks again. Now I'm off to Mt. Coochie.
Coochie, Coochie you too, little fella. Bye, bye!
[chuckles] That vision in the night
that always gets him. [laughs]
[narrator] So, Speedy headed for Mt. Coochie
in a quest for knowledge which Guru Lou
led him to believe he would ascertain
from The Supreme Catatonic or was that the wild goose.
This is a day that will live in infamy. [chuckles]
-Great my shout. -Don't hold back your feelings.
Tell us how horrible you really feel about it.
I feel so lighthearted that I could fly Jerry, fly.
With flapping your wings around so hot Cheesy,
you're bringing up a draft. [laughs]
I'm just so happy that we got rid of that Speedy fellow.
Well then, now, yes, I have that Bad Bird to thank.
Bad Bird, come out, come out!
[ninja's cawing]
My rival, Speedy Cerviche and a good one at lat.
Felony will not be the same without you to conquer.
Well done, BB. You're a big hero.
I hate this part of the ceremony.
Get a new ceremony, get a new hero
and while you're at it Seymour, get a new mouth wash.
Oh, now I feel like singing.
[Bad Bird shouts]
♪ Don't sing with The apple tree with anyone ♪
♪ Else but me ♪
If you think that was bad, just wait until
he gives you a medal.
You ain't seen his ceremony until you've seen the Cheese
with his tail drift and popcorn.
[laughs]
[thrilling music] [loud explosion]
[all screaming]
[laughs]
[loud explosion]
Welcome, people of Chase Land. I've got a great job for you.
A little Bird told it to me. But first I'd like to sing you
one of my hits.
[Seymour] ♪ Like old boy it's A wonderful cheesy kind of day ♪
♪ Don't you just love it Ha, ha, ha ♪
[grunts]
Let me out, let me out, I'm friends.
Just let go of my tail, Francine.
But I don't know how to make today special you guys.
It just took one rotten cheese of grille.
We're going to give that rat a little of its own medicine.
[Francine] You can't go up there alone.
[phone rings] [all gasp]
Sorry, no time to rise.
You cats better get out there and do something.
Just what I've been saying, Al.
[loud firing]
[narrator] And so it was that all of the remaining
Pizza cats were called on duty.
-What was that? -What was that?
-[narrator] Didn't I just say
what it was.
I think the narrator said it was the Pizza Cats, mom.
Never fear, Pizza Cats are here.
The P-team, I'm not afraid of you.
I'm the one with all the talent.
You should him Juggalos flaming batons.
Yeah, it'll bring tears to your feathers.
I got fire to stop me. I'm a Ninja Crow.
[fast paced music]
[shouts]
[singing indistinctly]
[laughs]
[gasping]
[groaning]
[Speedy] I can see the Supreme Catatonic.
My inner strength will take me there. [chuckles]
[narrator] Standing at the pace of the Supreme Catatonic,
Speedy knew he'd come to the right place
for his answer.
Yeah, but I forgot the question.
[mysterious music]
Huh! [shouts]
[grunts] Speak your name!
[shouting]
[speaks indistinctly]
[swords clattering] [both grunting]
[thrilling music]
Come on, the fight's not over yet, big guy. [gasps]
[exciting music]
[growls]
[shouting]
[laughs]
[Speedy] It's hot up here.
[bear] You prove to be a great warrior, Speedy one.
Wait, I feel the need to growl again.
[growls]
But you've forgotten your code.
Three nero's are stronger than one, I have spoken.
Hey, wait.
I wonder if he left his sword for a reason.
Oh boy! That Speedy never was too quick.
Uh [chuckles] Lou, how you doing?
Oh, how you doing Speedy?
[Speedy] Guru Lou, tell me who that strange visitor was.
Uh, a visitor? Hmm. Listen close and I will explain
to you. [clears throat] Your visitor is a manifestation
of the Supreme Catatonic himself who dons a robe
for special occasion.
[narrator] Which is a very fancy way of saying
that he had no idea who Speedy's visitor was.
But Speedy was impressed.
Whoa! I was totally queened by a manifestation.
What in the heck was that ghost turkey beating me up about?
Calm down now. The Supreme Catatonic
and his infinite wisdom and smarts and stuff
-has his reasons. -Good enough.
Uh, what was the meaning of the three arrows?
-Hmm. -Uh, make something up.
[grunts] Uh, well, I could of course tell you all about it
but isn't it a part of Samurai code to figure
these things out yourself.
That is if you're truly a Samurai most gullible one.
Yes, I understand your lesson well and I will find the answer
-on my own. - Uh, and I was just about
to get to the tooth fairy.
Okay, I got to get to your house and train.
Wait! Oh what's the use? He can always gather firewood
and chase my mother-in-law away.
[narrator] Although, Guru Lou's mother-in-law never enters
into this episode, Speedy carries his firewood
as he train for the day when he might finally figure out
exactly why he was doing this. His mind so full of questions,
Speedy didn't notice his arm so full of timber.
Let's see now. Three arrows, if I could just come up with
some kind of ridiculous story to tell Speedy,
maybe he'll leave my house. My house!
Hmm, I sure miss my partners Guido, Polly and Francine.
Let' see, one arrow was not very strong.
Oh, it's those of the pectorals.
Now, what about three? [shouts] The meaning of the arrow
is not in the sticks.
[loud rumbling] What was that?
[Guru Lou] This kitty has to go!
It occurs to me Speedy Cerviche, that after all of your exercise
you have come up with the meaning of your vision.
And it has to do mostly with your friends Polly
and Guido, get it.
You mean there's no place like home and three
Samurai Pizza Catsare strongerthan an old twig.
Whatever turns you on.
I must go back.
[dramatic music] That from which you came.
-Back where I'm most needed. -Haste the music.
Off the Bad Bird polka. The time is now cha cha cha.
[Guru Lou] I'm sorry to see him go like I enjoy hair in my soup,
mud in my jockey shorts and spider webs
in my chocolate bars. Well, time to rebuild my house.
He's gone!
[exciting music]
[all shouting]
I just do my solo act in normal way. [laughs]
I've had enough of this feathered Frankenstein.
Then Guido, let's go teach him a lesson.
You can't. You've never gone out there without Speedy.
Nothing we can do will bring him back but we can't just
-curl up into our litter boxes. -Guido is right.
It's time we groomed our whiskers
and got back into action.
I'd come but mum doesn't let me fly.
-[Speedy] Anybody home? -[all] Hmm.
Oh, I bet it's those pepperoni activists again, I'm gonna--
-[screams] -Hey, what happened?
You look like you've seen a ghost.
-[shouts] -[hysterical laughter] Hi!
[all] Hi!
[hitting]
[Guido] So, you're alright.
I knew you'd be glad to see me.
Of course we're glad to see you and now that you're home safe,
you can get lost!
Hey, I went through enlightenment. Now, let's go get
Bad Bird and teach him a thing or two about messing
-with the Pizza Cats. -[both] Hmm.
Yeah! [theme music]
[Francine] The Pizza Cats are coming and they've got
a big surprise. Better pinch your tushes and slap our cheek.
You won't believe your eyes. Yeah, that's right. [giggles]
And remember kids, get your free Mt. Coochie warrior soda.
Last up.
[narrator] Once again, the Samurai Pizza Cats
were flying high and strong in the sky.
But down in the city was a different tale.
Here, the feathers were flying, wreaking havoc on the nerves
and microphone of its citizens.
And should you let me for Mayor of our fair city,
there will be yearly picnics in our beautiful parks.
A thousand ports of light in every fireplace
and read my lips, there will be no new taxes.
Hey mom, what are you talking about?
I don't know, son. But I heard
that cute Mr. Sunny Bono talking like this on TV.
Is he really a Mayor, mother?
Just vote for me and I'll buy you a brand new toy.
-Right on! -Yes!
Alright, it's time we brought out the wrecker.
Right.
[theme music]
In the name of the Samurai Pizza Cats
we warn you. Surrender!
-Give up. -We've got you now.
-[Bad Bird laughs] -[gasps]
You're all just blowing smoke without Speedy Cerviche.
[all gasp]
Fellow citizens, Bad Bird is just a good friend
of the little bully with a big mouth attached.
Clobber him in the name of Little Tokyo.
Wave goodbye to all your friends, mother mayor.
-Mother. -So much for life
in politics, junior.
[all shout]
[Bad Bird laughs hysterically]
When you need a slice of justice with a side of pepperoni,
we deliver hot, hot, hot, right to your door.
I'm playing my welcome song for a very special guest, love you.
[Speedy] Hey BB, I got some highlights to show you from
the trip you sent me on. Wanna see?
That ticket was for a one way special passage.
Then it looks like I got a good deal.
What! But you're supposed to be--
Well, I ain't. So what're you going to do?
-Take a guess, kitty. -[all gasp]
-What do you think he'll do? -He will be throwing him
a welcome home party.
[Big Cheese] He's a lie, he's a lie.
We're supposed to be rid of him.
Now calm down Cheesy and don't be getting your Kimono
all in a tangle. Have faith in evil.
-Well, alright. -That's my boy.
[Big Cheese] Roses are red and grilled cheese is green.
I'd like to see you think like me, obnoxious.
And so mean back.
So, I came back all the way from the dead
to teach you a lesson.
And I'm grateful for the opportunity to learn
yet another way to get rid of you again, fur ball.
-[chuckles] -Is that right?
Well, we'll see who gets the last laugh here, Bird.
I have the soldiers of goodness and virtue by my side.
And with them we can be nothing but victorious.
These are the arrows together that will overwhelm you.
Polly Ester, Guido and me.
[Speedy] Welcome ladies and gentlemen,
to the greatest show on TV.
[Speedy] Starring Guido Anchovy,
sweet Polly Ester
and your own pal, Speedy Cerviche.
We're back, we're better than ever
and we're here to boogie. [chuckles]
[fast music]
I'll give show. [laughs]
This is the arrow of love.
The arrow of passion.
Three mighty arrows, [laughs] yeah.
[fast music continues]
Hey!
[Bad Bird shouting]
That new Pizza Cats sure blew me away. [crying]
[Big Cheese] So much for evil.
[Jerry] Don't lose heart. There's still other episodes
-in this series. -[Big Cheese] What do you say
we blow ourselves up for a little attention.
[Jerry] No, not tonight. I have a headache.
[Big Cheese] That'll do you good.
I read the death chain.
-Don't you feel better already? -[Jerry] Yeah!
[loud explosion]
Yes... the Pizza Cats do it again.
Ta-da!
[all] Yeah!
[Francine] Boy! Now how many orders must be piling up
at the store.
Gee Francine, what a perfect thought to go with the sunset.
It looks like a pizza.
Maybe this is a good time to tell you about my travels
-to Mt. Coochie. -Who, did you see a guy
-in a black tutu? -What he'd look like?
-Yeah, tell us. -Well, it was more of a cake--
-And he came from smoke. -[all giggle]
He was more like a vision.
Sure he was. And he challenged you to a dual
and master his mighty sword and he taught you
a great moral lesson.
Well then, there's nothing left
for me to tell you about, Francine. [all laugh]
[Guido] Now tell us what really happened. [all laugh]
[narrator] And so ends a very special expiration
of one Samurai's quest for truth.
And the journey which took him beyond his cat box.
Only to find that it was lying back in his kitty litter
all the while he strayed. Whatever that means.
[orchestral music] [narrator] Ladies and gentlemen,
The Samurai Pizza Cat fan club oath.
The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
Their antics take your breath away.
[Big Cheese] Like fur balls in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed! We never call retreat!
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
we land upon our feet.
[narrator] So hail to thee, O Pizza Cat!
Please ring your little bell!
Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like:
Pizza Cats!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ We hope you liked the show It's the best that we could do ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ If you could do better, then We'd leave it up to you ♪
♪ Just a reminder You might like to know ♪
♪ The cats will be back For another big show ♪
♪ Hahaha, Oh gosh ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime Oh yes ♪
♪ All over town ♪
♪ Two, four, six, eight Why do we exaggerate ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Read all the credits ♪
♪ So you'll know Who did the work ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪